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	<description>The Rants &#38; Ravings of an Immensely Insane, Purely Psychotic, Essentially Erratic, Haphazardly Horrific, Riskily Random Maddening Madman</description>
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		<title>Once Upon a Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 16:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t usually share opinions of TV shows, but this one was very unique and intriguing that I simply had to share&#8230; Once Upon a Time started sometime in November of 2011. It is based in the town of Storybrook &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2012/02/once-upon-a-time/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually share opinions of TV shows, but this one was very unique and intriguing that I simply had to share&#8230; Once Upon a Time started sometime in November of 2011. It is based in the town of Storybrook where the Evil Queen from all of the fairy tale stories cast a curse upon the entire land, putting Snow White, Prince Charming, the seven dwarves, Gimminy Cricket, The Huntsman, Rumpelstiltskin, and many others into a modern town. None of the citizens of the fairy tale lands remember their previous lives and are thrust into new roles. I have found some of the twists to the old fairy tales we all heard as we grew up to be quite fascinating, if I do say so myself. The show runs on ABC on Sundays at 7 pm, I recommend it!</p>
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		<title>Adobe Photoshop CS5 on Sale!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those that like designing pictures and such, its now on sale for students and teachers!!! It is 80% off with the promo code: SAVE80EDU, that code reduces it from its normal approximate $199 to $39.80. Act now, this deal &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2012/02/adobe-photoshop-cs5-on-sale/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those that like designing pictures and such, its now on sale for students and teachers!!! It is 80% off with the promo code: SAVE80EDU, that code reduces it from its normal approximate $199 to $39.80. Act now, this deal goes until March 3rd!</p>
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		<title>Possible Server Downtime</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The host for Zim&#8217;s Gizmos (Fast Domain, great host, highly recommend them!) is updating the servers to give us better performance for the website! There is a possibility that the servers will be offline soon for a couple hours while &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2012/02/possible-server-downtime/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: Bastion &#8211; 86.2</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realized I have not done one of these in quite a while! :O But here&#8217;s a new one! I decided to review one of those Indie games out there, this one is called Bastion from Supergiant Games. It is &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2012/01/game-review-bastion-86-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I realized I have not done one of these in quite a while! :O But here&#8217;s a new one! I decided to review one of those Indie games out there, this one is called Bastion from Supergiant Games. It is a simple hack and slash game with a very intriguing and addicting gameplay and storyline. The game begins with you on this floating rock, asleep, with a narrator in the background talking about what you&#8217;re doing. The entire storyline is presented via narrator who explains what&#8217;s going on and even makes a few comments about what you do in the game. <span id="more-681"></span> At one point, I had been chopping up spiny bush things on a level, after a bit of my doing so, the narrator spoke up saying that &#8220;the Kid decided to chop down every one of those bushes like there were some kind of prize for doing so.&#8221; (Not a direct quote, but very close to what was said). I was very happy with the purchase and am still enjoying the game, and decided to write a review for it! I am pleased to announce that Bastion has earned the Bronze Zim&#8217;s Gizmos Seal of Approval with a score of 86.2. Please also note that we have changed our rating guidelines and now have more categories impacting the game&#8217;s overall score. There are also now three categories of the Seal of Approval.</p>
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<li>Gameplay &#8211; Total: 86</li>
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<li>Addictiveness &#8211; 9/10. Bastion is a very addictive game and easy to get lost in, I had to struggle to pull myself away to go to the dentist.</li>
<li>Length &#8211; 9/10. This game is decent in length and enjoyable to the utter end. I enjoyed it from start to finish and the story was intriguing and interesting to the end!</li>
<li>Replay Factor &#8211; 5/10. While Bastion does have a great storyline, it is similar to many games where there is simply not much to do once you have beaten it as the game is the same.</li>
<li>Features &#8211; 10/10. Bastion features a wide variety of gadgets, weapons, and abilities that it gives you throughout the course of the game and give you interesting options for upgrading said items as you work to gather materials to do so. The game features a rather unique map, not quite a platform, but you are able to fall off the edge of the map, or even have the ground pounded out from under you.</li>
<li>Game Engine &#8211; 8/10. The game runs very well, it ran smoothly with few to no problems that I noticed.</li>
<li>Controls &#8211; 8/10. Bastion is easy to control, the controls are occasionally a tad bit jittery, but for the most part the controls work well.</li>
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<li>Graphics &#8211; Total: 86.5</li>
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<li>Effects &#8211; 8/10. Bastion contained a lot of graphical effects that were very appealing. While simple, they were very nice and went smoothly on the screen and during the game.</li>
<li>Textures &#8211; 8/10. The game featured a very nice set of textures that were very appealing. I enjoyed playing the game with its graphics.</li>
<li>Images &#8211; 10/10. The images and graphics in Bastion were pleasing and well put together.</li>
<li>Animation &#8211; 9/10. For the most part there were no problems with the animations of the game, though I did notice a few jerky animations with the main character, enough to lower it from a 10, but not enough to affect the gameplay.</li>
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		<title>Have a Happy New Year!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope everyone found 2012 exciting to enter! I found myself faced with a rather large mess to clean up first thing in the new year, but regardless: The New Year is great! I look forward to another great year &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2012/01/have-a-happy-new-year/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope everyone found 2012 exciting to enter! I found myself faced with a rather large mess to clean up first thing in the new year, but regardless: The New Year is great! I look forward to another great year with all of you!</p>
<p>On a side note: Congratulations to Blackfox260z, the winning entry into the Desktop Giveaway! It will be shipped out later this year to the winner, hopefully it brings you many years of fun as it did for me!</p>
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		<title>Desktop Giveaway!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 02:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its not much, but I am giving away my old desktop. Its a decent PC, loaded with Windows 7 Pro. It is a slightly modified Compaq Presario SR5010NX with two GB of RAM and a GeForce 9400 Graphics Card, otherwise &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2011/12/desktop-giveaway/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its not much, but I am giving away my old desktop. Its a decent PC, loaded with Windows 7 Pro. It is a slightly modified Compaq Presario SR5010NX with two GB of RAM and a GeForce 9400 Graphics Card, otherwise the specs are as shown on the manufacturer&#8217;s website, it does NOT include a mouse, keyboard, or monitor. This is a giveaway drawing, no strings attached, nothing extra, just send an email using <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/contact/contactus/?officer=comp" target="_blank">this form</a>. It is open from my birthday, 12/16/2011 at 12:00 AM MST, and ends on New Year&#8217;s Day, 1/1/2012 at 12:00 AM. The desktop itself will be shipped to the winner&#8217;s address sometime during 2012. As for the legal mumbo jumbo: We reserve the right to terminate this giveaway at any time. We reserve the right to substitute an equal or greater value item for the one in this giveaway. The winner must reply to the email we send within 24 hours to receive their prize. Etc. Etc. Good luck!</p>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s really the master? The owner or the pet?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s a question I must admit I have wondered about for a while. I enjoy having pets and most people think themselves the master of them&#8230; But who&#8217;s the real master? We&#8217;ll take my cat, CC, for an example. Sure, &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2011/11/whos-really-the-master-the-owner-or-the-pet/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a question I must admit I have wondered about for a while. I enjoy having pets and most people think themselves the master of them&#8230; But who&#8217;s the real master? We&#8217;ll take my cat, CC, for an example. Sure, I own her and stuff, but she is always able to get the attention she wants by climbing up on my lap, getting on my keyboard, and doing all sorts of other things to get exactly what she wants. Each morning I wake up to her meowing for food, and I feed her. Each evening I go to sleep with her laying on my lap. Honestly&#8230; I think my cat is the master here since I can not help but give her whatever she wants. Same goes for dogs and other pets that are more of the active variety (turtles don&#8217;t really count, same with hamsters and lizards and pets like that). Anyone else have an idea on this or am I the only one? Fleet Admiral out.</p>
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		<title>The End of Minecraft is Nigh!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 02:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not really nigh&#8230; Its here! The End of Minecraft, no not as in the end, but The End! A new realm you can travel to with tons of work involved in the Minecraft world! It is home to the &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2011/11/the-end-of-minecraft-is-nigh/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, not really nigh&#8230; Its here! The End of Minecraft, no not as in the end, but The End! A new realm you can travel to with tons of work involved in the Minecraft world! It is home to the eery new endermen as well as one exclusive boss: The Enderdragon. The End is a rather dull world full of endermen and the single Enderdragon, which, when defeated, shows you something called the End Poem (I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s in it, since I&#8217;ve not gotten that far yet, hehe) and the credits and essentially the end of Minecraft. This is with the long-awaited release of the full game. That&#8217;s right, a game that&#8217;s been around for YEARS is finally coming out of beta!!!! WOOT!!! Well, that&#8217;s enough for this rant, until next time. Fleet Admiral Ra&#8217;Zim signing out!</p>
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		<title>Naughty or Nice?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I was bored out of my mind house sitting for my mom and watching Boomerang and all those old cartoons&#8230; I must say I am shocked now and then by some of the lines in the shows&#8230; The only &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2011/11/naughty-or-nice/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I was bored out of my mind house sitting for my mom and watching Boomerang and all those old cartoons&#8230; I must say I am shocked now and then by some of the lines in the shows&#8230; The only one that comes to mind is the one I heard when I decided to write this and it came from Powerpuff Girls (yes, I&#8217;m THAT bored with my desktop out of commission). Near the end the announcer made this comment: &#8220;Oh nurse, isn&#8217;t it time for my sponge bath?&#8221; Now I ask you&#8230; They wonder why there are so many teenage pregnancies and stuff nowadays and yet with rather raunchy lines like that in cartoons&#8230;?</p>
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		<title>GWC&#8217;s Explained</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Zim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This comes from our Wiki on the Jargon page! We use a lot of terms that are not exactly normal for others and thus they need to be defined! As I have done with the GWC&#8217;s, known most commonly as &#8230; <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.biz/2011/11/gwcs-explained/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This comes from our Wiki on the <a href="http://www.zimsgizmos.info/index.php?title=Jargon" target="_blank">Jargon</a> page! We use a lot of terms that are not exactly normal for others and thus they need to be defined! As I have done with the GWC&#8217;s, known most commonly as Gizians in White Coats.</p>
<blockquote><p>Gizian Wampo Corporation. The GWC was originally an independent corporation created by Wampo&#8217;Lork for the purpose of research and development for other corporations. The corporation was led by several generations of the Wampo clan before eventually Wampo&#8217;Lork&#8217;III began to deal with the Gizian military. The GWC began to create vastly superior products for the Gizian military that eventually the entire corporation was absorbed by the military as part of the drunken decision of Wampo&#8217;Lork&#8217;IV. That change was irreversible as Wampo&#8217;Lork&#8217;IV died only a few hours later of alcohol poisoning, leaving no other descendants to carry on the Gizian Wampo Corporation. The GWC was made up of groups of scientists that the rest of society found too insane to allow them to do such work, the GWC scooped up these scientists, allowing them to continue their passion in a relatively safe and supervised facility. The GWCs as these scientists became known as were not inhibited by the morales that other scientists held to allowing them to create many fascinating and deadly inventions. When the Gizian Wampo Corporation was absorbed into the military, these GWCs created individual groups aboard many ships and continued their craft, while others created entire colonies just for their research. The GWCs are often referred to in a derogatory manner as the Gizians in White Coats mainly because of the common occurrence of a GWC being dragged away in a straight jacket.</p></blockquote>
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